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Application Form u guiz.

Okay so here we have a little joining form thing.
do wat u do

1. Has Aleef ever let you down?
2. Where do you think China is?
3. Have you bought your ticket?
4. Excuse me, are you Ben Barnes?
5. Have you got any spare change?
6. Have you sucked nine?
7. Are you fit?
8. How old are you girls?
9. Complete this sentence:
Way to shit on my _________

Okay so fill this out

The truth is, we will accept you regardless of your answers

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( 25 suqednine — suqnine )
hollycore
Aug. 15th, 2008 05:51 pm (UTC)
1. Has Aleef ever let you down?
Wait... wut?

2. Where do you think China is?
On the tiny globe in the corner of my room.

3. Have you bought your ticket?
Yes. Got it half price.

4. Excuse me, are you Ben Barnes?
YES BB.

5. Have you got any spare change?
Erm... Nooo.

6. Have you sucked nine?
Nine lollies, yes. Ninth Doctor, no.

7. Are you fit?
In the fitness sense no. In the other sense ;P... no.

8. How old are you girls?
I'm FIVE!

9. Complete this sentence:
Way to shit on my toilet.
brendons_butt
Aug. 15th, 2008 06:23 pm (UTC)
1. Has Aleef ever let you down?
wot?
2. Where do you think China is?
asia, fool.
3. Have you bought your ticket?
yep, on my dad's credit card. ;)
4. Excuse me, are you Ben Barnes?
no, but i'm will beckett. close enough, right?
5. Have you got any spare change?
are you a tramp?
6. Have you sucked nine?
bam bam dee da dee dum dum..no.
7. Are you fit?
i'm fit, but don't you know it.
8. How old are you girls?
too young for you pedos.
9. Complete this sentence:
Way to shit on my head.
laashtray_girl
Aug. 15th, 2008 07:19 pm (UTC)
1. Has Aleef ever let you down?
Dude, no
2. Where do you think China is?
Up my arse, second shelf
3. Have you bought your ticket?
No, I need ur moneh punk
4. Excuse me, are you Ben Barnes?
No, he's right there -->
5. Have you got any spare change?
No, fuck you man!!
6. Have you sucked nine?
Wouldn't you like to know?
7. Are you fit?
More than you
8. How old are you girls?
184.3666
9. Complete this sentence:
Way to shit on my mom
itsme_again
Aug. 16th, 2008 07:59 pm (UTC)
1. Has Aleef ever let you down?
That bitch wouldn't do that shit to me
2. Where do you think China is?
In the Olympics
3. Have you bought your ticket?
I AIN'T PAYIN' SHIT
4. Excuse me, are you Ben Barnes?
I am Prince Caspian.
5. Have you got any spare change?
I've got too much. No rly, the goddamn Fringe gave me too much change
6. Have you sucked nine?
I haven't even sucked one.
7. Are you fit?
Obv
8. How old are you girls?
I'm legal if that's what you're asking
9. Complete this sentence:
Way to shit on my
Lobster
fidelity_blue
Aug. 16th, 2008 08:04 pm (UTC)
LOL I LOVE YOU
THIS IS WHY I MISSED YOU



OH AND NO YOU ARE WRONG
CHINA IS IN JAPAN.
itsme_again
Aug. 16th, 2008 08:05 pm (UTC)
BUT I THOUGHT CHINA AND JAPAN WERE THE SAME COUNTRY

ALONG WITH KOREA AND THAILAND
fidelity_blue
Aug. 16th, 2008 08:11 pm (UTC)
I WARN YOU
THIS IS A REAL CONVERSATION:

ME: "AZNZ CAN BE FIT."
ROB: "PAKIS ARE NOT FIT."
ME: "ROB ASIAN PEOPLE AREN'T JUST FROM PAKISTAN. CHINESE PEOPLE, KOREAN PEOPLE, JAPANESE PEOPLE. THEY'RE ASIAN."
ROB: "CHINA IS NOT IN ASIA"
ME: "WHERE DO YOU THINK CHINA IS?"
ROB: "JAPAN."
ME: "ROB CHINA IS NOT IN JAPAN."
ROB: "WHATEVER IT'S ALL THE SAME SHIT IN MY BOOKS."
itsme_again
Aug. 16th, 2008 08:11 pm (UTC)
SHIT YEAH DUDE

SHIT YEAAAAAAAAAH
0_dranzy_0
Aug. 17th, 2008 01:07 pm (UTC)
1. Has Aleef ever let you down?
NEVER
2. Where do you think China is?
I do not know. I cannot see it through all the smog
OOOOOOOOOOOOH political
3. Have you bought your ticket?
I've bought my five (H)
4. Excuse me, are you Ben Barnes?
Unfortunately, no.
5. Have you got any spare change?
NAY. I DO NOT GIVE TO THE HOMELESS
6. Have you sucked nine?
I most certainly have not XD
7. Are you fit?
In either sense? nayy
8. How old are you girls?
I wasn't aware that there was more than one girl righthererighthere
9. Complete this sentence:
Way to shit on my brick.
captfine
Aug. 17th, 2008 04:24 pm (UTC)
1. Has Aleef ever let you down? NO
2. Where do you think China is? NO
3. Have you bought your ticket? NO
4. Excuse me, are you Ben Barnes? YES
5. Have you got any spare change? NO
6. Have you sucked nine? NO
7. Are you fit? NO
8. How old are you girls? NO
9. Complete this sentence:
Way to shit on my NO
comedrivemewild
Aug. 17th, 2008 08:16 pm (UTC)
1. Has Aleef ever let you down?
No
2. Where do you think China is?
Far far away
3. Have you bought your ticket?
I'm too poor for that shit
4. Excuse me, are you Ben Barnes?
See number 6
5. Have you got any spare change?
Psh, not for you drunken hobo
6. Have you sucked nine?
I'm working on it as I type this so not yet I'm afraid
7. Are you fit?
No
8. How old are you girls?
46
9. Complete this sentence:
Way to shit on my dog
risesandtides
Aug. 17th, 2008 08:36 pm (UTC)
1. Has Aleef ever let you down?
WUT
2. Where do you think China is?
ASIA OR SOME SHIT
3. Have you bought your ticket?
YA WHATEVER
4. Excuse me, are you Ben Barnes?
HELL NO I GOT PUPILS
5. Have you got any spare change?
LADIES DUNT JINGLE
6. Have you sucked nine?
WUT
7. Are you fit?
WHATEVER
8. How old are you girls?
IDK
9. Complete this sentence:
Way to shit on my _________
WHATEVER
jules_pattz
Aug. 17th, 2008 08:47 pm (UTC)
1. Has Aleef ever let you down?
always.I feel so sad...
2. Where do you think China is?
my china is in my cupboard.where is yours?
3. Have you bought your ticket?
hellz no.
4. Excuse me, are you Ben Barnes?
maybe.
5. Have you got any spare change?
nope,only 100s in my pocket.
6. Have you sucked nine?
yes.yes.yes.
7. Are you fit?
Im fitting into my clothes.
8. How old are you girls?
56-20+12-66+40-1
9. Complete this sentence:
Way to shit on my shoes.?!?!
meg0rz
Aug. 18th, 2008 03:32 pm (UTC)
"8. How old are you girls?
56-20+12-66+40-1"

THAT'S REALLY CLEVER XD
treegap
Aug. 17th, 2008 08:52 pm (UTC)
1. Has Aleef ever let you down? LOLWUT
2. Where do you think China is? ASIA
3. Have you bought your ticket? YES'M
4. Excuse me, are you Ben Barnes? NO
5. Have you got any spare change? I DON'T CARRY CHANGE
6. Have you sucked nine? I DON'T THINK SO
7. Are you fit? YES
8. How old are you girls? I'VE BEEN 17 FOR A WHILE NOW...
9. Complete this sentence:
Way to shit on my DAZZLE
meg0rz
Aug. 18th, 2008 03:34 pm (UTC)
LOLOLOL 17 FOR A WHILE

SOMEONE REMINDS ME OF ROBERT PATTINSON...
le_jaders
Aug. 17th, 2008 11:03 pm (UTC)
1. Has Aleef ever let you down? ...No?
2. Where do you think China is? I don't know exactly but I know that I can dig a hole to it!
3. Have you bought your ticket? emo or Hanson, I bought them both!
4. Excuse me, are you Ben Barnes? No
5. Have you got any spare change? Yes, just don't go spend it on crack bb!!
6. Have you sucked nine? nine what?!
7. Are you fit? Like a tiger.
8. How old are you girls? 24
9. Complete this sentence:
Way to shit on my taco shoes!
fidelity_blue
Aug. 17th, 2008 11:17 pm (UTC)
7. Are you fit? Like a tiger.


okay best answer ever <3
_ark_angel_
Aug. 18th, 2008 02:24 am (UTC)
1. Has Aleef ever let you down? lolwut?
2. Where do you think China is? Around.
3. Have you bought your ticket? To paradise? Indeed.
4. Excuse me, are you Ben Barnes? Bin Bons?
5. Have you got any spare change? 3 sense.
6. Have you sucked nine? Mine first.
7. Are you fit? Perhaps.
8. How old are you girls? 20
9. Complete this sentence:
Way to shit on my chagrin.
seitic
Aug. 18th, 2008 09:44 am (UTC)
1. Has Aleef ever let you down?
whut

2. Where do you think China is?
on earth

3. Have you bought your ticket?
maybe

4. Excuse me, are you Ben Barnes?
no sorry 8 A8

5. Have you got any spare change?
a little.

6. Have you sucked nine?
depends, nine what?

7. Are you fit?
not exactly :/

8. How old are you?
D8

9. Complete this sentence:
Way to shit on my CAT
mcgonagall
Aug. 18th, 2008 03:21 pm (UTC)
lol i didnt do this until after i joined but hey
1. Has Aleef ever let you down? uhh, no?
2. Where do you think China is? getting fake IDs for next olymics's gymnasts
3. Have you bought your ticket? yes
4. Excuse me, are you Ben Barnes? no im his lover ;]
5. Have you got any spare change? loose change
6. Have you sucked nine? ten
7. Are you fit? totally
8. How old are you girls? undarage
9. Complete this sentence:
Way to shit on my parade
authors_wishes
Aug. 18th, 2008 03:56 pm (UTC)
please let me join =(
1. Has Aleef ever let you down?
there's a shop in the arndale called Aleef, i think =\, and yes, yes it has let me down,
WITH ITS BLOODY PRICES.

2. Where do you think China is?
In meg's pants.

3. Have you bought your ticket?
for the bus, yes =D

4. Excuse me, are you Ben Barnes?
no, but i've been the badger in his bed ;)

5. Have you got any spare change?
If your the big issue, f*** off =D
6. Have you sucked nine?
i've sucked 7, can't get to nine yet.
7. Are you fit?
it's inner beauty that counts.

8. How old are you girls?
i'm a boy so therefore i call no answer.

9. Complete this sentence:
Way to shit on my mayday parade =D
meg0rz
Aug. 18th, 2008 04:00 pm (UTC)
GAVMAN
FOR A START, YOU THINK CHINA IS MY PANTS XDDD WIN. I'VE GOT A COUNTRY IN MY PANTS.

SECONDLY, I LOVE YOUR ANSWER TO NUMBER 9

THIRDLY, OF COURSE WE'RE LETTING YOU IN XD

<3
exorcise
Aug. 24th, 2008 09:21 pm (UTC)
1. Has Aleef ever let you down? YOUR MOM.
2. Where do you think China is? YOUR MOM.
3. Have you bought your ticket? YOUR MOM.
4. Excuse me, are you Ben Barnes? YOUR MOM.
5. Have you got any spare change? YOUR MOM.
6. Have you sucked nine? YOUR MOM.
7. Are you fit? YOUR MOM.
8. How old are you girls? YOUR MOM.
9. Complete this sentence:
Way to shit on my YOUR MOM.
snapthosefeet
Jan. 10th, 2009 03:18 pm (UTC)
1. Has Aleef ever let you down?
idk but ~rick astley~ never will

2. Where do you think China is?
China? wut?

3. Have you bought your ticket?
OMG NO I DIDN'T GET THE MEMO D:

4. Excuse me, are you Ben Barnes?
if i say yes, will i get free stuff?

5. Have you got any spare change?
yes but none for you because i'm a greedy bitch for srs.

6. Have you sucked nine?
no. not yet.

7. Are you fit?
yes....wait, wii tennis counts as exercise, right?

8. How old are you girls?
omg who wants to know?

9. Complete this sentence:
Way to shit on my YouTube o______O"
( 25 suqednine — suqnine )